Wednesday, May 11, 2005

born with a plastic spoon in his mouth

The Chop Card is apparently platinum plus with no limits, as I discovered Sunday night when I observed Matt being literally spoon-fed the remains of Lynn's taco salad. Pity he had to expend the energy to move his jaw muscles for the mastication process. Homemade chocolate pies seem to magically materialize in his presence as well. The powers of the Card are formidable.