Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dancing Fat Guys

These guys are just awesome. Chocolate Thunder... Mr. Mantastic.. how can you not love that?
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/23/zarrella.marlin.manatee.cnn

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Eating - Michigan Fat Boy Style


During my latest foray into Michigan, I had to hit up some of my favorite eateries. After all, what's a vacation without good eats???


Bob Evans

Red Robin

McDonald's

Fazoli's

Smokey Bones BBQ

Goodfellows Grille

Darrow's

Audies

Mancino's

BD's Mongolian BBQ

Big Boy

Cracker Barrel

Quizno's (What's that? Healthy?)

Thursday, February 07, 2008

happy belated Fat Guy Tuesday!


Hope you all ate plenty of paczki!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

brazen buffet bigotry

Today has been an especially fat guy newsworthy day. Enjoy. -sdm

Published January 3, 2008
[ From LSJ.com ]

La. men say restaurant banned them because they ate too much

Midday update-Associated Press

HOUMA, La. - A 265-pound man says a restaurant overcharged him for his trips to the buffet, then banned him and a relative because of how much they consumed during their visits.

Ricky Labit, a 6-foot-3 disabled offshore worker, said he had been a regular at the Manchuria Restaurant, eating there as often as three times a week. But on his most recent visit, he said a waitress gave him and his wife's cousin, Michael Borrelli, a bill for $46.40, roughly double the buffet price for two adults.

"She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,'" Labit said.

Labit and Borrelli said they felt discriminated against because of their size.

"I was stunned, that somebody would say something like that. I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277," Borrelli said.

Accountant Thomas Campo, who spoke for the restaurant because the owner's English is limited, said the men were charged an extra $10 each on Dec. 21 because they made a habit of dining exclusively on the more expensive seafood dishes, including crab legs and frog legs.

"We have a lot of big people there," Campo said. "We don't discriminate."

The argument over the bill grew heated, and police were called. The police report states that the disagreement was settled when the restaurant said the bill was a mistake and, to appease Labit, the meal was complimentary.

Labit said he insisted on paying but was told not to come back. He complained that when seafood on the buffet line runs out, the restaurant only grudgingly cooks more. Campo said the proprietress tries to reduce waste of quality food.

More proof that bigger is better... from the ladies

From: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/01/02/pants.on.fire.ap/index.html

XL
underwear smothers fire


LONDON, England (AP) -- From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire.

John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen in Hartlepool, northeast England, on Sunday when their meal caught fire.

Lines grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to put it out: his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants.

He ran them under the faucet and tossed them onto the flames, successfully smothering the fire, a spokesman for the Cleveland Fire Brigade said, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with department policy.

Lines' swift thinking saved the kitchen -- but left his aunt's underwear slightly scorched.

"It could have been a lot worse," she said. "My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day. I'm just grateful to the boys."

The fire official said the general principle of using a large, wet cloth to cover a grease fire was a sound one.

As for using underwear: "Clearly it depends on what size you are -- but I don't want to go there."

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Fat guy

Hello everyone its bruce......I have succesfully been adopted into the fat guy club. I guess that in order to go to church with Justin I have to be one of the fat guys. Not that I am complaining or anything I really do enjoy eating but I would also like to stay in shape..........kinda. I already had one fat guy experience just before christmas I was at a christmas dinner and I ate so much that I actually had to loosen my belt a notch. Maybe I can have the best of both worlds for a long time and just eat as much as I want to be a member of the fat guys and then run the calories off. ha ha not. I guess I should just accept my fate as being one of the fat guys. Right now I am somewere around 165 pounds and my goal is to stay right around 175 pounds.