Fat Guys everywhere have been betrayed! Those healthy people have brainwashed Cookie Monster. Read all about it here. Poor Cookie's purpose in life, unabashed gluttony, is being thwarted by the veggie-waving, sugar-and-fat-bashing, exercising.... well, you get the point. It's all part of a vast left-wing conspiracy led by miserably skinny people waging war against our lipids. Fat Guys across America, stand up for Cookie and fight anti-FatGuy discrimination! (oh, except standing up might burn calories...)
